Clown & Jedi Knight CAPTIONED

Ronald McDonald and Darth Vader have finally come out of the closet.

RON: "Is that your light saber or you just happy to see me?"

RON: "Vader's pet name for me is 'Big Mac'."

Looks like Vader has taken a liking to eating McDonald's "Big Mac".



Ronald gushes that Darth Vader is 7 months pregnant with their love child.

Vader is disappointed that their first date took place at McDonald's.

RON: "When Darth puts his mask on, it makes me McHorny."

Barack Obama and Bill Clinton at Hillary's Halloween party.

RON: "Darth didn't have to use any 'force' to rape me."