Roseanne Barr = Angry Cunt

Roseanne continues to lower the bar when it comes to rational opinions. She rants on her blog that she's angry with Angelina Jolie because she won't openly endorse Barack Obama. The bitch goes on to say:

"Brad & Angie make $40 million a year in "violent psychopathic movies," donate a small fraction to charity "to look as if they give a crap about humanity" and then churn more films that "wreck the earth even more."

Angelina does a lot for the suffering in this world. In 2006, Ms. Jolie and Brad Pitt donated over $8 million to multiple charities. That's undoubtedly a whole lot more than Roseanne Barr has ever accomplished. Angelina also covers her own expenses when traveling to various refugee camps and will share accommodations and work detail with UNHCR staff.

Roseanne Barr felt it was vital for the world that she spend many thousands of dollars on herself for vaginal reconstruction surgery. Like her vibrator actually cares what dilapidated state her saggy, wrinkly, smelly cooter is currently in.


"Thanks to Dr. Schnatch, I'm nearly as tight as I was on Prom night."

Before Barr talks or types, she should stop taking her various antidepressant medication. That way she might be lucid enough to have something more meaningful to say.