Michelle Rodriguez in Let's Go To Prison Too

Michelle Rodriguez might spend some time in the pokey for violating her parole.

M-Rod was supposed to perform her community service for her 2003 DUI charge, but decided to go to New York instead. Now she faces a $2000 fine and up to 537 days in jail. After Michelle does her time, she won't ever want to leave. I hear prison can be a lesbian paradise.


"I can drink pussies under the table."