Vivica A. Drunk: "Not Guilty"

"I was sober that night, or my natural tits are FAKE."

Vivica A. Fox had the audacity to plead not guilty to charges of driving under the influence in a court of law. Fox must not be religious or has completely forsaken God because I'm pretty sure you have to place your hand on a Bible and swear to tell the TRUTH.

Here are some truths:


Vivica was driving 80 mph, while weaving sporadically in a traffic lane on a freeway.

Vivica failed a multitude of sobriety tests because too much booze was affecting her balance.

Vivia's blood-alcohol level was over the legal limit of .08.

She stated to the Negro officer, "Brother, help a sister, are you going to let this racist white cop do this ... well, are you?"

She began to walk away and berate the two officers as she was being arrested.


If convicted, Fox could spend up to six months in jail (yeah, right) and receive a $1000 fine.

Maybe if Vivica A. Fox didn't spend so much money on botched Botox treatments and frightful looking face lifts, she could afford a cab ride home.