Anna Nicole Smith: Suicide Blonde?

"Shh! I hear a herd of buffalo approaching..."

According to Dannilyn Smith's former nanny, Quethlie Alexis, she claimed that Anna Nicole Smith had tried to commit suicide on two separate occasions.

The first attempt was by downing an entire bottle of sleeping aid. Kool-Aid laced with Strychnine? Your guess is as good as mine.

The second try at suicide came by way of attempting to drown herself in her own swimming pool.

The silly woman forgot that her immense breast implants possessed floating properties greater than that of a lifejacket.

Live and learn.