Operah was a Teenage Mom

Albeit briefly, for the baby allegedly died when it was born prematurely. This all happened when Oprah was just 14. She claims she didn't even know who the father was, due to her promiscuous lifestyle at the time.

If the child were alive today it would be 38 years old and sleeping on a mattress made of money, covered by a blanket made of gold threading and panda cub fur.