Bald Britney

"Nothing compares to you. Noth-thing compares to my new hairdo!"

Let's speculate on why Britney Spears cut her hair, shall we:

1) Ms. Spears is going through a Sinead O'Connor phase.

2) The chemotherapy look is back.

3) Britney wanted to emulate the look of her babies.

4) Britney wanted to dispel rumors, once and for all, that she's not a natural blonde.

5) Ms. Spears is reinventing her stage persona by becoming a nig*er hate'n Skin Head.

6) Britney has been hired to be the new spokesperson for Mr. Clean.

7) On a dare, Britney let Kevin Federline to cut her hair.

8) While at the salon, Ms. Spears was possessed by the ghost of Telly Savalas.

9) Desperate to revive her music career, Britney has become the new lead singer of R.E.M.

10) Ms. Spears wanted her carpet to match her drapes.