Friday, March 16, 2007

Aging Stars

Hepatitis can be a real bitch.

The recent pic tells me that the extended Day Light Savings Time would've just compounded the marriage woes she was experiencing with Kid Rock.

Sarah Jessica Parker has aged very well, but let's be honest. There was hardly any room for deterioration in the first place.

I typed "horseface" as the file name for this picture. Please don't confuse it with the term "whore's face".

Alas, time has not been kind to Britney Spears. At one time she was extremely marketable. Now, she's opted for the American History X look.

I can't believe Kim Cattrall has been in the business since the 70's! Kim's cosmetic surgeon is nothing short of being an artiste.

Leo DiCaprio has changed quite a bit. Although despite looking more like a man, he still possesses the voice of a wee boy.

Brad Pitt doesn't look like a man over the age of 40. He's aged phenomenally well for someone who has to incessantly deal with the constant bombardment of UV rays from the paparazzi's camera flashes.

There's something about George Clooney's "now" picture that tells me that he doesn't think of whiskey as a substance, but more along the lines of being a "good friend".

I must admit, he was a decent looking Black man. Nowadays his insanity is oozing out of his pours.

Time is usually more cruel to women because it was all Eve's idea to eat the apple.

Jennifer Aniston looks rather respectable, despite being in her twilight years in Hollywood terms.

Shave off that beard and Will Smith looks like he's hardly aged in nearly 20 years.



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