Elmo CAPTIONED!

Elmo's favorite football position is quarterback.

"Elmo SO hooooorny!"
Fisher Price's latest toy offering is Inappropriate Elmo.

Elmo likes to stay in touch with his fans.

Your are witnessing a Sesame Street rape.
The crowd is not sure if they should call Big Bird, or 9-1-1.



Elmo giving back to his fans...AIDS.

Referring to his genitals, Elmo asks which of these things is not like the other?

Assistant coach, Elmo, screening eager college applicants.

Elmo helps out a desperate meth addict by giving him a hand...job.
Participants of an out of control "Tickle Me Elmo" contest.
The kids learn numbers when Elmo tells them to count his pelvic thrusts.