Ignorant Baby CAPTIONED!

"Check out my spiffy rubber booties!"

"Look, Mommy, I'm recycling!"

"Daddy didn't feel like doing laundry today."

Meet Jezebel, the World's tiniest prostitute.

"Do these Jimmy Hats make my thighs look chubby?"




The new poster child for safe sex.

"Mom got my new galoshes from the Maury Povich show."

"Mama said I'm only here because daddy wouldn't wear these slippers."

This is what happens when your stylist is Paris Hilton.

A baby photo of Montana Fishborne.