Tuesday, January 18, 2011


If a swan farts in a pond, can anyone hear?

Black Swan is about a deranged dancer that is obsessed and paranoid about keeping her starring role in the stage production of Swan Lake. It stars Natalie Portman, Mila Kunis, Vincent Cassel, Winona Ryder, and Barbara Hershey.

Black Swan is the most disturbing dance movie I have ever seen. Actually, it's the only dance flick I've ever watched other than the extremely underrated classic Show Girls.
This film was a head hurting emotional roller coaster ride, because the most common phrases continually going through my mind were: "What the fuh?!?"; "Ew."; "Aw yee-ah, baby!"; "Huh?"; and, "Gah!!!" Originally, the script was called "The Understudy", and it involved actors instead of the back stabbing underworld of ballet dancing. If it was up to me, I'd hand Natalie Portman an Oscar for her difficult and complicated portrayal of Nina Sayers. It surpasses the sprightly performance of Hailee Steinfeld's in the movie remake of True Grit.

In conclusion, this movie is a tolerable chick flick that would make a confusing date movie for any guy not in touch with his nonexistent feminine side.
This was a truthful peak inside the messed up minds of typically insecure females. And because of this, I consider Black Swan to be a horror.



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