Monday, January 11, 2010

Spider-Man's Latest Villain?

John Malkovich is rumored to play The Vulture in Spider-Man 4.

A far better choice would be Patrick Stewart of Star Trek: Next Generation fame. And every time he launches himself off a building to fly, he would loudly utter the word, "ENGAGE!" Or he could yell, "FIRE!" as he swoops over to defecate on Toby Maguire's freshly waxed sports car.

"This old buzzard is totally cool with wearing sexy green tights."



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