Nicholas Cage on the Rocks?
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"This Christmas I'm going to mug Salvation Army volunteers."
There are reports being made that Nicholas Cage is financially ruined and owes the U.S. government over $6 million in unpaid taxes. During his entire film career Nicholas could very well have earned in excess of one hundred million dollars. How did Mr. Cage go broke? Hair plugs? A nasty bout of Rogaine addiction? I'm guessing no to both.
For extra cash the Ghost Rider star should cast himself in a Harry Potter movie. His character name would be Nickeless Mage, a wizard that carelessly cast a Bernie Madoff spell upon himself.
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