Wednesday, November 04, 2009

Nicholas Cage on the Rocks?

"This Christmas I'm going to mug Salvation Army volunteers."

There are reports being made that Nicholas Cage is financially ruined and owes the U.S. government over $6 million in unpaid taxes. During his entire film career Nicholas could very well have earned in excess of one hundred million dollars. How did Mr. Cage go broke? Hair plugs? A nasty bout of Rogaine addiction? I'm guessing no to both.

For extra cash the Ghost Rider star should cast himself in a Harry Potter movie. His character name would be Nickeless Mage, a wizard that carelessly cast a Bernie Madoff spell upon himself.



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