Thursday, January 22, 2009

Jocelyn Wildenstein CAPTIONED!

"My entire face is numb. Is my fork close to my mouth?"

"Call 9-1-1! I've got lock-jaw!"

During lunch, Jocelyn reads fan mail from Joan rivers.

Jocelyn is comfortable about her decision not to appear on the cover of Fangoria.

Jocelyn's lunch guest has to think of his happy place in order to keep his food down.

Jocelyn has to eat outside because dogs are not permitted inside the restaurant.

A poster of Jocelyn's face serves as an aid to help bulimics purge their food.

Ms. Wildenstein contemplating on what other improvements she could make to her flawless visage.

Upon seeing her own reflection off of the back of a shiny spoon, Ms. Wildenstein suddenly loses her appetite.



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