This Freak Shall be CAPTIONED!

This is what happens when the Phantom of the Opera drinks Beefeater.

Britney Spears blames Beefeater liquor for making her bald, flat chested, pudgy, and undeniably talentless.

Bruce Willis is a die hard fan of boozing it up with Beefeater.

“By drinking 2 bottles of Beefeater every morning you, too, can become a total beefcake like me!”

Beefeater + U.S. Vice President Dick Chaney = PARTY ANIMAL!!!

Mr. Clean turned his nose up at his own product and now uses Beefeater to clean his toilet.