Wednesday, December 19, 2007

Lynne Spears Book Delayed

Britney Spears' mom, Lynne, has recently penned a book about how to successfully raise kids that are in show business.

So far, her oldest daughter has gone through two marriages, lost full custody of her children, sleeps around with strangers, refuses to wear panties, loves to show off her c-section scar, had a stint in rehab, owned a restaurant that went bankrupt within a year, shaved all her hair off (on her head), and gets into car accidents. The younger daughter, Jaimie Lynn, is still considered jail bait and is already 3 months pregnant.

Maybe Lynne Spears should alter the subject manner to "How To Raise Bread Winning Breeder Kids to be Trailer Trash", and make it into a joke book.



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