Monday, October 22, 2007

I've Seen 30 DAYS OF NIGHT

This flick is about a group of Goth German sociopaths that hunt hearty Alaskans for food and fun during the Winter Solstice, as if they were baby seals.

I found this movie to be very violent, and not terribly scary. I was disappointed at the guy they chose to play the leader of the vampires, because he looks just like the pharmacist at my local Walmart. I would have been more impressed had they chosen O.J. Simpson for the lead. I hear that he's quite familiar with the art of massive blood letting.

All in all, I recommend this movie if you're not squeamish, easily frightened, a member of P.E.T.A., or part of Al Qaeda .


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