Fabio

Fabio is so desperate for media attention that he purposely performs a wardrobe malfunction.

Fabio is writing an autograph out to his #1 fan: Fabio.

Embarrassed, Fabio asks the cameraman how to spell his name.

Fabio is the only one who shows up for the meeting of D-Listers Anonymous.

Fabio finds himself hesitant about signing his life away to an 8 year gay porn contract.