Britney Spears Shall Be Captioned

Spears uses sign language to relay to the press that she's off to undergo another lobotomy.

Britney royally messes up Chris Angel's "Finger Up the Nose" trick.

Spears shows off her original new gang sign.

Britney has a message for all her young fans.

Spears has to count on her fingers to figure out how old her youngest son is.

Shortly after speeding away in her convertible, Britney's wig blew off.

Not looking where she was going, Britney accidentally ran over her children.