Screech's Nasty Porn Footage
And no, I havn't seen it in its entirety - THANK GOD! But I did have the misfortune of watching the preview of it after Thanks Giving dinner. Having done that, I was immediately thankful that I didn't throw up partially digested turkey bits all over my expensive, flat pannelled computer monitor. It's only a hunch, but I kind of doubt that the warranty will cover dammage due to vomit saturation.
Thoughout the preview, Diamond kept saying, "Show me your titties. Let's see your couchie." I grew up watching Screech on reruns of the Sataurday morning TV show, Saved by the Bell. In a million years I would never have guessed that this goofy Hollywood reject would have ever uttered those words - even during his Honeymoon!
I found it extremely uncomfortable watching Dustin Diamond participating in an amature sex video with two girls at a batchelorette party. Especially the part where "The D-Man" pops his finger into a drunken slut's "fish eye" and then surprises the permiscuous bride-to-be with a Dirty Sanchez.
Did you know that the original pilot of Saved by the Bell starred Brian Austin Green (from Beverly Hills 90210) and Jaleel White (Urkle from Family Matters)? You did? Well I, sure as hell, didn't! >8(
Dustin showing off his sexy new Man-Perm.
This creature is called the Western Screech-Owl.
Sadly, without even trying, that gay looking bird is ten times cooler than Dustin Diamond...and always will be.
And no, I havn't seen it in its entirety - THANK GOD! But I did have the misfortune of watching the preview of it after Thanks Giving dinner. Having done that, I was immediately thankful that I didn't throw up partially digested turkey bits all over my expensive, flat pannelled computer monitor. It's only a hunch, but I kind of doubt that the warranty will cover dammage due to vomit saturation.
Thoughout the preview, Diamond kept saying, "Show me your titties. Let's see your couchie." I grew up watching Screech on reruns of the Sataurday morning TV show, Saved by the Bell. In a million years I would never have guessed that this goofy Hollywood reject would have ever uttered those words - even during his Honeymoon!
I found it extremely uncomfortable watching Dustin Diamond participating in an amature sex video with two girls at a batchelorette party. Especially the part where "The D-Man" pops his finger into a drunken slut's "fish eye" and then surprises the permiscuous bride-to-be with a Dirty Sanchez.
Did you know that the original pilot of Saved by the Bell starred Brian Austin Green (from Beverly Hills 90210) and Jaleel White (Urkle from Family Matters)? You did? Well I, sure as hell, didn't! >8(
Dustin showing off his sexy new Man-Perm.
This creature is called the Western Screech-Owl.
Sadly, without even trying, that gay looking bird is ten times cooler than Dustin Diamond...and always will be.
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