Pig Piss Medical Breakthrough

Why can I foresee sexually inadequate males around the world abusing this technology to make their penises larger? Because I'm a dick, that's why.



"Caw mree Wong Dong no mo. Mah noo name eez now Mr. Long Dong."

Crazy women will be lopping off their breasts in hopes of the magical powder regrowing them a few cup sizes bigger.



"Damn straight my 'soccer balls' are 'natural'. "