Nicole Kidman Now Has a Womb Kid

"Anything Tom can do I can do better. Oscars, babies - you name it!"

Congratulations are in order for Nicole Kidman. She's finally given birth to a brand new baby daughter, named Sunday Rose.

Word is that her husband, Keith Urban, will not be allowed to change Sunday's nappy for fear of fantasizing about his cocaine days when applying the baby powder.


"Let's celebrate! You get the champagne, and I'll see to the nose candy!"