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These lesbian students are learning how to properly fist a fat cow.

Jamie-Lynn Spears was told by her producer and Lily Allen that you couldn't get pregnant this way.

You can always be sure that a McDonalds "beef patty" is made from the freshest ingredients.

Jessica Biel searching for her beloved hamster.

It takes two gynecologists to give Rosie O'Donnell a propper pap smear.

Jessica Simpson tricked her sister, Ashley, into thinking that her Grammy Award was inside this heifer.

How a Britney Spears CD is made.

"And the winner is..."

These girls are udderly gorgeous.



Jessica Simpson’s ad for “Got Chocolate Milk?”.

Blind girls playing pin the tail on the donkey.

Burger King has gone self serve.

A cut love scene from the Blood Rayne film involving Kristana Loken and Roseanne Barr.

These blonds thought this cow was a meat puppet.

The masseuse that fatally massaged Heath Leger’s prostate.

The French word for cow rapes is: crêpes.

Because of actress Diane Lane’s advanced age, she's now offered all the shit roles.

Tired of lip syncing, Ashley Simpson tries her hand at ventriloquism.