Saturday, October 04, 2008

Over Before it Started

Cowboy Ross is rendered unconscious by a bull, named Cadillac Man, before he even gets out of the gate.

This could have all been avoided, too. Cadillac Man had politely asked Cowboy Ross whether he could try on his spiffy black stetson, just to see how it would look on him. Cowboy Ross foolishly refused. Cadillac Man took offense and then went on the offensive by using Cowboy Ross' skull to play the xylophone upon the unforgiving steel pipe fence.

The last thing Cowboy Ross remembered was Cadillac Man mooing, "Hey, redneck...HEADS UP!"



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