Thursday, May 08, 2008

Antarctic Assault

Recently, South African scientists observing animal behavior in the Antarctic region witnessed something extremely unusual. They believed that they were seeing a fur seal doing its best to kill a king penguin. The young male seal used its 250lbs bulk to pin the unsuspecting penguin face first to the ground. When on top of the bird, all that could be seen of the penguin was its wings frantically flapping against the sandy floor on either side of the seal's smothering belly. But death did not come quickly for the helpless bird.

The researchers soon realized that the fur seal wasn't trying to murder the penguin at all. The scientists saw that the seal was evidently aroused, and kept attempting to forcefully mate with the victimized penguin. This went on for 45 long minutes, until the fur seal just suddenly got up off the penguin and lumbered back into the ocean, without even bothering to exchange phone numbers.

A few months later...

"I shall call you... H.B. Penseal."


The confused chick below is scheduled for a Maury Povich paternity test taping later this month.

MAURY: " Puff Daddy is...NOT the father!"




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