Tuesday, April 01, 2008

Ladies Man

It would seem that Art Price Jr. , a professional patio furniture fornicator, raped a table.

Now normally I wouldn't be insensitive enough to reveal the victim's identity, but I feel that it's in the best interest of exploited patio furniture everywhere that I display her picture. So, without further ado...

"She's got legs, she knows how to use them..."



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