Tuesday, April 01, 2008

The Future Miss England?

Silver Medalist in the Plump Olympics

17-year-old Chloe "marshmallow" Marshall accidentally entered the Miss England contest instead of the International Federation of Competitive Eating . She must have mistaken the word "pageant" for "pregnant".

Contestants work hard to maintain their slim, taut bodies. Does Miss Marshall think she can just waltz (waddle) in and take first prize? Last time I checked there wasn't a "Nicest Personality" category that Chloe would be a shoo-in for.

Speaking of "shoo", it looks as if Miss Marshmallow might require the assistance of an oversized shoehorn to slip into any form fitting evening gown...unless it was a moo moo.



Blogger hotfist said...

I'm a fit young guy and I'd do her for sure. I've always liked curvaceous girls.

April 26, 2008 at 11:24 PM  
Blogger Cass said...

It must take a lot of courage to pay out a teenaged girl while hiding behind a monitor.

She might not be your average model, but she's braver than you'll ever be.

April 28, 2008 at 12:38 AM  
Blogger minx said...

she might be brave but she's still fat.

chloe marshmallow... lol.

did she eat all the other contestants or wasn't there room for them on the stage?

July 10, 2008 at 2:44 AM  

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