WTF? This Isn't Cock Puncher

What makes Steven Segal think he can accomplish in a "reality" show that he wasn't able to deliver in 20 years of movie making? If you don't understand what I'm getting at, I'm talking about acting.

If I was a director, this is how I'd get Steven Segal to cry for a scene:

ME: "All I want you to do is to act like yourself! Is that asking too much?"

SEGAL: "I...I can't. *blubbery sobs* "

ME: "Perfect!! Are we getting this?"