"Love can move mountains, but cannot cure my hemorrhoids!"
Celine Dion singing the latter part of the Disney classic, "Beauty and the Beast".
"Dis eez Britney Spears seeting on a washaire machine during da rinse cycle."
"Mon Dieu! I just released a powerful Frenchy fart."
"Check out my imitation of a smelly French woman acting Chinese."
"E-i-e-i-o...and an oink-oink here, and an oink-oink there...!"
Celine Dion auditioning for the role of Despereaux.
After hearing herself sing, Ms. Dion felt compelled to "boo" herself.
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