Manilow is an Odd Looking Fellow

In an effort to create the illusion of aging well, Barry Manilow appears to have had additional hair plugs installed, a face lift, Botox injections, and laser surgery to burn away those unseemly wrinkles. Now Barry Looks like a more effeminate version of my friend's grandma.

If Hillary Clinton ever went under the knife, she'd probably say: "I want to look like Barry Manilow, but with less saggier boobs."

If Elton John was writing a song about Barry's face, it might go something like this: "Barry Manilow's face looks like a candle melting in the wind..."


It's common knowledge that Odo, by far, has the better singing voice.